How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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