HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Come see our sink grown plant.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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