So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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