I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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