He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
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My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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