HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
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I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
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Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.