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(818): View more from California

Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.

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(614): View more from Ohio

That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life

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(847): View more from Illinois

Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?

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(813): View more from Florida

Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.

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(314): View more from Missouri

What did you even date her?

(214): View more from Texas

because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.

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(914): View more from New York

you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.

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(512): View more from Texas

will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?

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(315): View more from New York

Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions

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(815): View more from Illinois

I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset

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