Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
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What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
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Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset