just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
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