And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
This baby is an asshole
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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