Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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