Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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