LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
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you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
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Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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