How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
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College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
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They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
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