oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I bet he comes in French.
I looked at my own cervix.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
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How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
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i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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