Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
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I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
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Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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