He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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