I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
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Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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