no, he came in my armpit
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
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he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
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So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize