Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
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Oh Jesus.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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