Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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