She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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