My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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