Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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