How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
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So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
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He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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