I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
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you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
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How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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