so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
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thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
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All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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