forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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