Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
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At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
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Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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