girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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