Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
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dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
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You slow clapped the stripper last night.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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