no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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