Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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