Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
third nipple confirmed
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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