Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i just had sex bonerless
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
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question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
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If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
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