careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
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i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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