I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
My vagina is very pro this idea
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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