Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
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I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!