But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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