Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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