Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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