Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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