is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
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after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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