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operation have a gay friend backfired
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
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I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
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