he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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