My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
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we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
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dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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