Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
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I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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