The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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