Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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