I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.