I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
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Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
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Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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