My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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