is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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