OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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tonight lets celebrate not being married
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
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Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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