remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
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I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
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She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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