we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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